What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:44
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
No, not a chance
So they tried
Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Why do a bra and panties have to match?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do you know when your skirt is too short?
Then came..
Still no good.
share office space ...
What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
China Housing Demand to Stay at 75% Below Peak, Goldman Says - Bloomberg
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?
Minds and Behinds
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts